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Topic: inside my head

some things i always wondered...

1. how come you cant hum when you pug your nose?

2. what happens if you live in a moblie home and you are under house arrest?

3. how do the "do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

4.what was Captain Hooks name before he lost his hand?

5. if handicapped restrooms are for people that can't walk, then why are they always at the end of the restroom?

6.if a mute person curses using sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

7.why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

8.why did yankee doodle call the feather in his hat "macaroni"?

9.do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?